Tuesday, August 21, 2007

Mr. Clean: Sex Symbol or Hag Fag?

Thanks Wikipedia

So it could be that Mr. Clean is one of the few and early examples of using sex to sell commercial products to women? I figure that its either that or her is the 'trusted gay advisor'.

The earing is on the left and has been since the beginning, but how are 50's ad execs supposed to know conventions like that?

Either way, he's on territory that not many other folks have ventured. How else are men used to sell to women?

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Oh my God, you are possibly the nastiest breeder that ever was. Where do YOU get off calling me a fag?! I mean, really, "Enfascination"? You don't think Calvin Klein, Gianni Versace, J. Edgar Hoover, or any other queen could come up with a better name for a cologne brand? Where are you from, Indiana or something? Why don't you go marry a farm girl and eat TV dinners for the rest of your life until you become a fat, depressed egg packer who has to swallow a bottle of viagra and watch cheap Hungarian porn before you can make love? I mean really, don't tell me you think you're hotter than me. PSHAW! Your sorry straight ass couldn't press a t-shirt better than me, and only the finest palm oil will do for the scalp wax. Let me guess, you pay a barber to cut your hair, right?! A barber! HAHAHAHAHA! What milennia are YOU living in, like Oklahoma? (Possibly the worst musical of all time, I mean really, don't get me started). Do you know how expensive that loop is? It's a Cohn & Rosenberger, you heteronormative monkey! Oh my God, don't get me started. Whatever, go join a pro-life rally or play catch with your retarded kids or something. You're so filthy. Where's the mop, anyway? Screw it, I need a drink.